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 The vodka running out half-way across the atlantic
 Even the steward screamed and joined in it
 
 We didn't think we were going to make it
 Now we're stretched out in wide, furry seats
 Flicking through menus
 
 A walk to the bar and there's as much screw-top champagne as we can drink
 We're so easy
 
 Taking turns having our photos taken
 Sitting in front of smoked windows
 
 Decanters of cheap whiskey in our hands
 Drive into manhattan on a date with a starlet who's just talent
 That's what people pay the money to see
 
 Who are we to argue?
 
 Five hours now it's been going on
 And still we're watching all of it
 
 Can you really believe all this?
 Can he really lie in bed at night and marvel at his own genius?
 
 When do you lose the ability to step back
 And get a sense of your own ridiculousness?
 They're only songs
 Midnight, and it's all over
 
 Now it can really make us laugh
 We're standing on our heads drinking sours of crystel schnapps
 Now we're unable to step back or step forward
 
 Swallowing a swallow
 Tasting it again, it's not so unpleasant
 
 Perhaps it's an acquired taste
 The first time, it makes you sick
 Then, bit by bit, it becomes delicious
 
 Showbiz people
 Always there to be interested in what you say
 
 We are artists we are sensitive and important
 We nod our heads earnestly
 
 Already half-way down the champagne
 On our way to leaving the place dry
 A $2,000 bar bill
 
 Showbiz picks up the tab
 And we're on our way laughing
 Laughing at what?
 Los angeles, eight days in
 And our sense of irony's running pretty thin
 
 All the friends we've made
 Piano interlude not transcribed this time, sorry...just improvise
 It's 2 am, it's closing time at the dresden
 
 Marty and layton play one last sleepy strangers in the night
 
 And the last of the martinis dribble down our chins
 
 We're sitting, chasing the conservation around the table
 
 Jesus, how long have I been in this state?
 
 The limousine's still waiting outside
 
 Anything you want to do?
 
 Anywhere you want to go?
 
 We're on our way to the airport and a plane to vegas
 So many nights lying in bed shaking
 Dreaming of pushing my daughter around the supermarket
 The joy of seeing all those colours and shapes reflect in her wide eyes
 My head leaning on the window
 And we're driving through the empty l.a. streets
 And everything seems silent and beautiful
 
 A guy's face hits the floor
 Police revolvers glistening in the streetlight
 Onto melrose and lurching through a sea of halloweeen transvestites
 The flight's cancelled, but it doesn't matter
 We turn this corner to a way that takes us wherever
 Up to sunset
 We creep up the drive to the shattuck
 The suite belushi died in
 
 Or the one morrison hung out the window
 Oh, I'll go for jim's
 I would fancy a hotel window-hanging, myself, tonight, man
 
 Straight over to the mini-bar
 Open the champagne -- one sip and it's left to wake up to
 
 Anyone hungry?
 A team of uniformed waiters lay out an elaborate table for all us to ignore
 Oh, the irony
 
 How we're used to living
 Back in london on a cold friday night
 Do you want another drink?
 
 Well, I could try
 Perhaps we could make it to the atlantic
 600 yeards, twenty minutes later
 We're pushing through the waiting crowd, all fish eyes
 
 An exclusive door policy
 
 Exclusively for arseholes
 And tonight? well, a nod of our heads, and we're inside
 Falling down the red, velvety stairs
 Limbs flaying, hands searching for something to steady
 Pick ourselves up, nothing broken
 Just aches in the morning
 
 No one seems to notice
 I find a table, champagne arrives
 
 I've been so drunk, I sit and look at you
 We try and talk for the first time in a long time
 
 Drunken confession
 You shiver, it made you feel sick
 We use the rent money to pay the bill
 Bumping shoulders, we stumble out into soho
 Slipping over the sleeping bags
 Shouting for taxis
 
 
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