I gave up a min of cheese To domino's delivery Whiskey sours Apple pies Finger-lickin' chicken fried Are gastronomic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave 'em up a while ago Don't do no dip-defyin' Rollercoster ridin' Now days I just take it slow Every since we started datin' I been compensantin' To keep from gettin' up To hell any quicker 'cause
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She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker
Now, when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy Hits the floor Silky hair Garnet lips Swingin' double-jointed lips My blood begins to roar And when she nibbles on me ear It's partly pleasure, partly dear Little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpatatin' Fellin' like the end is near I oughta get a policy A double indemity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer 'cause
(repeat chorus)
That's my girl Yeah, she's hard on the ticker I oughta get a policy A double indemity It'd make my benificiary A whole lot richer----
(repeat chorus)
Oh, she's hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker Hey, she's hard on the ticker
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