It was the seventh of december in the middle of the night The street was deserted except for smoke and moonlight The front of the papers read the latest scandal The people versus when the dog chewed the handle It's a strange kind of story as far as stories go It's the tale of a man and his trusty fido With police to the left of him on the right a dead vandal The only excuse was that the dog chewed the handle
With the stick de la candle Or the study maybe strangled The professor with the pistol Oh no the dog chewed the handle
He's got his integrity don't need no excuse You can't say different got to let him loose The guy shouldn't've been there but he chose to gamble Heads you win tails the dog chews the handle
I suppose if I'd thought I shouldn't leave them together Grip made of bone and a holster that's leather Freak kind of accident that sets an example Dogs like bones that's why the dog chewed the handle
With the stick de la candle Or the study maybe strangled The professor with the pistol Oh no the dog chewed the handle
Oh look at it from my angle Oh just look at it
With the stick de la candle Or the study maybe strangled The professor with the pistol Oh no the dog chewed the handle x2
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