I was a drifter in a rock 'n' roll safari Took a fancy to an ape in malawi Who kissed my head and my eyes went all starry And so I ran and was screaming where the hell are we ?
He begged : don't go, don't cry !
There was a tiger I fought for the glory The bloody battle was fierce and was gawry Was like a scene from a kipling story He sucked my blood like he's eating tandoori
He yelled: don't go, don't cry !
I took a plane and was greeted in england By many people and my spine started tingling They stole my time and they all started mingling I ran so hard that my feet started stinging
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