She c got my number and she c chasing me so far Me c out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pas Mixed-up and bleeding, i's high on believing It's all surreal Slip on a t-shirt, me c gotta look so cool Me biba braces are making me so cruel She c dinosaur and me c her he-whore Sleep muriel
Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping
She dressed to kill and me c looking so jolly I know she will 'cos she's a lady of folly She's seventeen, oh ! you know what I mean She's a circus girl Across the ring on a gay light fantastic For anything, oh ! she'll bust her elastic She c so inviting, me c giving up fighting I'm all in a whirl
Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping
A superman in a comical moment Jump through the fan, you're the inhuman showman Oh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for more So gullible !!!! Me c took ma hand and she said never give up Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yes So subtle ..
Oh ! see her move so right in her big baggy strides And her golden top made of satin See her wriggle her hips, take the almighty piss This is muriel the actor who's rapping, ping, ping
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