Shopping spree for the family tree Haven't seen your family tree in quite A while too many sandwiches And wine sherry stains down your Best mans Tie what a speech the band arrives The granny's cry Singer's Tongues in the Bar maids Mouth what a voice Grandpa Drunk a drop or two his head's still Sunk in the portaloo what a man You bought a sequin dress for your Chichen breast the disco's late and He's overpaid tonight you got a Diamond ring and the man who Sings the man who sings made Love to the barmaid twice and that's Just tonight the blue rinsed hairs lift Up the chairs the band's too loud They're off down stairs what a noise The bride and groom dance their Dance the singer mimes there's still A chance the bar maid
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