Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie I am looking for a dildo in the sky And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the menendez boys
Chorus: Think I'll call the menendez boys
Turnin' on the tv set c chypnotic neon queen Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman &laquo in plastic frown, &raquo blow up this town, think I'll call the menendez boys
Chorus repeat x3
Coolin' out at big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen Shave my body of every hair c crub me down with amphetamine Jump back in my rail c cpunchin' it I got spooked2 Remove tattoos, the bel air blues c cthink I'll call the menendez boys
Chorus repeat
Livin' on a crooked road c clike a dust bowl refugee Crawlin' on the freeway c ccleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb You can call me sam, or you can bark my hole And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole
« slattery has his wake c ca boomer in my stash » An angle slide in baltimore c ctop 40 pederast Everybody got another 'nother plan Everybody got another 'nother land Never never never never never never never! Never never never!