The rain just falls off of me  
The tears just fall off of me  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me  
 
The rain just falls off of me  
The tears just fall off of me  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me  
 
Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving,  
The rain runs down to the sea  
But I'm indifferent, for me it's different,  
It's all Bahamas to me  
 
The rain just falls off of me  
The tears just fall off of me  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me  
 
The skies are starting to cloud up  
But that won't slow me down  
Your eyes are starting to well up  
But that won't bring me down  
The skies are starting to cloud up  
But that won't slow me down  
Your eyes are starting to well up  
But that won't bring me down, bring me down  
 
Completely dry  
Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky  
The mothers just sigh  
Send children inside  
Hey, mama, you lied  
 
The skies are starting to cloud up  
But that won't slow me down  
Your eyes are starting to well up  
But that won't bring me down  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
The barometric pressure has no relevance to me  
 
The skies are starting to cloud up  
But that won't slow me down  
Your eyes are starting to well up  
But that won't bring me down  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me  
 
I see you crying but I'm not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry  
It's misdirected, your voice inflected  
For maximum sympathy  
 
Niagara Falls,  
Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds  
They're all agreed, impressive indeed  
Till the Falls stall before me  
 
The rain just falls off of me  
The tears just fall off of me  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me  
The rain just falls off of me,  
The tears just fall off of me,  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me  
 
The rain just falls off of me  
The tears just fall off of me  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me  
 
The rain just falls off of me  
The tears just fall off of me  
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof  
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me  
Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me  
 
The skies are starting to cloud up  
But that won't slow me down  
Your eyes are starting to well up  
But that won't bring me down  
 
The skies are starting to cloud up  
But that won't slow me down  
Your eyes are starting to well up  
But that won't bring me down  
Bring me down
					 
					 
					
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