The car won't start--it's falling apart falling apart I was late for work and the boss got smart My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose My hair went fiat--man, I hate that (hate that)
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse I realized I forgot my purse With all this stress--i must confess This could be worse than pms
Bridge: This job ain't worth the pay Can't wait 'til the end of the day Honey, I'm on my way Hey! hey! hey! hey!
Chorus: Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way Rub my feet, gimme something to eat Fix me up my favorite treat Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me I need to relax and watch tv Get off the phone--give the dog a bone Hey! hey! honey, I'm home!
I broke a nail opening the mail I cursed out loud 'cause it hurts like hell This job's a pain--it's so mundane It sure don't stimulate my brain
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