Walter the war hero he's there from opening till time, time, time 
There's Mary the housewife who's slumped at the bar drinkin' wine, wine, wine 
 
They get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday night 
He's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Beegees on a thursday as high as a kite 
 
And they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll 
And they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul 
 
Skyvers with fivers shine up their shoes for the show, show, show 
and they all sing along to the songs till it's time please to go, go, go 
 
They get Kylie on a wednesday, the Stones on a friday, bob to the Beatles on a saturday night 
He's Dylan on a monday and Bowie on a sunday, does Elton on a thursday if you lend him your tights 
 
And they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll 
And they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul 
 
They're karaoke kings for the evening, it's their only real shining time, and if you ever stop believin', and the real world gets you down 
 
Go see the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll 
Yeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul 
 
Yeah they call him the human jukebox, he plays second-hand rock n' roll 
Yeah they call him the human jukebox, yet only he's healing hearts with his soul
					 
					 
					
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