| Mister marks, can you find for me
 Someone strong and sweet, fitting on my knee?
 She can keep her job if she gets it wrong,
 Ah, but mister marks, I won't need her long.
 
 All I need is help for a little while,
 We can take dictation and learn to smile.
 And a temporary secretary's what I need for to do the job.
 
 I need a
 Temporary secretary, temporary secretary,
 Temporary secretary, temporary secretary.
 
 Mister marks, could you send her quick,
 'Cause my regular has been getting sick.
 
 I need a
 Temporary secretary, temporary secretary.
 
 Mister marks, I can pay her well
 If she comes along and can stay a spell.
 I will promise now that I'll treat her right,
 And will rarely keep her 'til late at night.
 
 I need a
 
 She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a need romancer,
 She can be a diplomat but I don't need a girl like that,
 She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doin' nothing urgent,
 What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary.
 
 I need a, I need a
 Temporary secretary. Temporary secretary,
 Temporary secretary, temporary secretary
 Temporary secretary, temporary secretary.
 
 Now, mister marks, when I send her back,
 Will you please make sure she stays on the right track?
 
 "Well I know how hard it is for young girls these days
 In the face of ev'rything to stay on the right track."
 
 She can be a belly dancer, I don't need a need romancer,
 She can be a diplomat but I don't need a girl like that,
 She can be a neurosurgeon if she's doin' nothing urgent,
 What I need's a temporary, temporary secretary.
 Temporary, hoo, secretary, ooh,
 I need a temporary secretary, ooh,
 Temporary, hoo, secretary, ooh,
 Temporary secretary, ooh
 I need a temporary, ooh, secretary, ooh,
 Temporary secretary, ooh,
 Oh, temporary, ooh, secretary.
 
 
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