Oh what have you done with your life Oh please don't tell me Just shut up and go to work Cause you're interrupting me
I won't represent the u.s. In the summer olympics My character's questionable My life is a broken record
Chorus: I'm shredding the document I'm keeping my mouth shut I'm running on radio silence I'm letting the record speak I'm shredding the document The switchboard is lighting up I'm not taking anymore calls Well maybe from larry king
And I don't know who killed who I'm having a sex change To a woman who loves too much My sister's a petty thief
I doctored the evidence Yeah it was a cover up I want to stay wrapped in my blanket And never get out of bed
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All rumor and innuendo An eagles reunion The 20th century's closing It's closing in on me
You know what my father said Well I'm not going to tell you Some words that I try to live by It's none of your goddamn business
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I'm shredding the document The switchboard is lighting up I'm not taking anymore calls Well maybe from oprah winfrey
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