You come home, you look kind of frantic Too bad cause I feel romantic I know you're stressed out again Tonight - I guess - that we're just friends again You know I'm really not the type to compete I hope your meetings were filled with lots of good 'meet' And your appointments have lots of good 'ointments' ? ? ? what you could never could satisfy
*** chorus *** Cause I don't carry you like I did a minute ago I tried to love you but it was just too stressful It's like leavin' your boots on when you go swimming But I never will fight for what doesn't want to win
You wake up - I'm doing cartwheels You're grumpy Said, try some how I feel I'm happy just wasn't no fun It's hard enough just waking up next to one You know if you were oatmeal - you'd just look for lumps If you were sweet I'd call you sugarbumps If you were the sunshine you'd say I was Well I am tired of this capricious game
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A marital carnival A marital carnival A marital carnival Stop! I want to get off...
Sweetheart, I'm gonna find myself a ride One that doesn't bring me down this time One that isn't always on the run One that can have good old fashioned fun Cause you know my purpose in life is nothing more Is then to simply be a dork I'm just like a special chocolate treat I ain't no piece of leftover hot dogs...
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I never will fight for No! I never will fight for Ruff! I never will fight for what doesn't want to win (winning)
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