Valentine's day Wish I had a sweetheart It's valentine's day Didn't even get a stinkin' card It's valentine's day I just have to say I hate valentine's day
It's valentine's day And I didn't get no chocolate It's valentine's day If I had a heart I'd hock it It's valentine's day All I have to say I hate valentine's day
It's valentine's day And I hope it finds you healthy It's valentine's day I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (? ) It's valentine's day I just love to say I hate fuckin' valentine's day