| [doorbell: DING DONG!] 
 [Pops]
 Yeah
 [Cube]
 Umm, uhh is Cheryl here?
 [Pops]
 Well who are you?
 [Cube]
 Tell her Ice Cube is here
 [Pops]
 WHO?!
 [Cube]
 Ice Cube!
 [Pops]
 ICE CUBE?!
 Man I ain't lettin my damn daughter
 go out with no damn Ice Cubes man!
 Man what the hell you talkin about man?
 I brought my daughter up man,
 in a Catholic school, private school
 Man what you want with her?
 I'm sick of this bullshit!
 [Cube]
 Yo man, let me tell you somethin..
 
 [Verse One]
 Your daughter was a nice girl, now she is a slut
 A queen treatin niggaz just like King Tut
 Gobblin up nuts, sorta like a hummingbird
 Suckin up the Lench Mob crew, and I'm comin third
 Used to get straight A's, now she just skippin class
 Oh my, do I like to grip the hips and ass
 Only seventeen, with a lot of practice
 on black boys jimmies and white boys cactus
 Sorry sorry sir, but I gotta be brief
 A lotta niggaz like bustin nuts in her teeth
 Drink it up, drink it up, even though she's Catholic
 that don't mean shit, cause she's givin up the ass quick
 Quicker than you can say, "Candy,"
 the bitch is on my Snicker... and oh man she
 can take on three men - built like He-Men
 Her little-bitty twat got gallons of semen
 Fourteen niggaz in line ready to bang yo'
 pride-and-joy, I mean daddy's little angel
 Tell the little bitch to bring her ass out the house
 cause your daughter's known, for givin up the nappy dug out
 
 [Chorus: repeat 2X]
 
 "I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains
 I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!"
 [Cube] Givin up the nappy dug out!
 
 [Interlude: Pops]
 
 [Pops]
 Look motherfucker you better get from in front of my house
 with that old god damn bullshit
 You girlie-ass motherfucker
 You better get out of here witcho' fine ass
 Man, youse a little fine motherfucker
 
 [Verse Two]
 Mister, mister, before you make me go
 I'm here to let you know your little girl is a hoe
 Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad
 Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
 I know she is a minor and it is illegal
 but the bitch is worse than Vanessa Del Rio
 And if you de-cide to call rape
 we got the little hooker on tape, now:
 tell the fuckin slut to please hurry up
 and wear that dress that's tight on her butt
 So I can finger-fuck on the way to the bed
 Been in so many rooms, she got a dot on her forehead
 Face turnin red from grabbin them ankles
 Fuck and get up is how I do them stank-hoes
 You should hear how she sounds with a cock
 And her boots get knocked, from here to Czechoslovakia
 Two are on top, one on the bottom
 First nigga got the boots; man, you shoulda shot him
 cause after I got 'em it was over
 Now niggaz get lucky like a four-leaf clover
 on daddy's little girl.
 She keeps nuts in her mouth like the bitch was a squirrel
 So tell Cheryl to bring her ass home
 cause the line at my house is gettin loooooooong, ay!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 [Chorus Two: (continued from previous)]
 
 "I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains
 I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!"
 [Cube] Yeah.. yeah.. bitch, bitch givin up the nappy dug out!
 "I got a big old ding-a-ling, and if that bitch remains
 I'm gonna do my thing, with your dauuuughter!"
 [Cube] Yo..
 
 [Pops]
 Little motherfucker!
 [Girl]
 Daddy, where did he go?
 [Pops]
 I'll tell you where he went, god damnit!
 [Girl]
 Mercy!
 
 "Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out"  [Kane (2X)]
 "Givin up the nappy dug out.." [2X]
 "Givin up the nappy, givin up the nappy dug out"  [Kane (2X)]
 "Givin up the nappy dug out.." [1X]
 "Givin-givin up the nappy dug out.."
 [Girl]
 Mercy!
 
 [Announcer]
 Warning: when having sexual intercourse with a female like Cheryl
 you must use, jimmy hat condoms
 
 [Condom rap]
 We're called jimmy hats, have you ever seen us?
 Most guys wear us round rolled up on your penis
 If you're real smart, you will always use us
 Put me in your wallet, 'fore some dummy screws us
 And goin bare back, without the bare facts
 'll have creepy crawlers crawlin on your nutsac!
 So get the J-I-M-M-Y to the hats
 It's me and two brothers in a pack
 
 "Run out and get your jimmy hats.."  [KRS-One]
 (??)
 "Run out and get your jimmy hats.."  [KRS-One]
 
 [Condom] Or this might happen to you!
 
 
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