Make’em laugh, make’em laugh
Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh
My dad said, be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They’ll be standing in lines
For those old honky-tonk monkeyshines
Now you can study Shakespeare and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics and have nothin’ to eat
Just slip on a banana peel, the world’s at your feet
Make’em laugh, Make’em laugh, Make’em laugh
Make’em …
Make’em laugh
Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said, go out and tell’em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke
Make’em roar, Make’em scream
Take a fall, butt a wall, split a seam
You start off by pretending you’re a dancer with grace
You wiggle till they’re giggling all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make’em laugh, Make’em laugh, Make’em laugh
Make’em laugh, Make’em laugh
Don’t you know everyone wants to laugh
Make’em laugh (x6)
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