If you got a cadillac boy And a 40 room shack boy A bucket full of money And a tree full of honey But if your gettin' no huggin' No smoochin' or a muggin' If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin' If you&otildere ridin' on a gravy train Instead of walkin' down lover&otildes lane You can't make hay boy Cause your goin' the wrong way boy You gotta get a little honey It's better than money If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin' If they call you a big man Cause you got a lot of bottom land If you're kin to the president And ya get help from the government But if your gettin' no attention You're better off on a pension If you ain't lovin&otilde Than you ain't livin' If you got a string of long cards And your smokin' them four-bit cigars You ain't so well to do Unless you get a little coochy-coo It takes a little bit of smackin' Or your lifes lackin' If you ain't lovin' Than you ain't livin'