You know I used to be a bad girl I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club But now I know my right wing from my wrong
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I really used to be a bad girl I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom I know I used to be a real wild child But now I am a volvo-driving soccer mom
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I really used to be a bad girl I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do But now I'm different--now I sing a new song
I really used to be a bad girl I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom Yes, I used to be a real wild child But now I am a volvo-driving soccer mom
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Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I wonder where all the porn stars go 'cause when you need one, they are never around
I think they moved out to the suburbs And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class republican wives They all have blonde, bland, middle-class republican children Blonde, bland, middle-class republican lives
Where do all the porn stars go When the lights go down? I think I know where all the porn stars go They all become volvo-driving soccer moms
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