If nature sold herself on layaway With a little down I would be the first in line To buy myself a sound A waterfall a tidal wave or a beating of the drums A heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves And I would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In this state I would simply tell them this At least you'll have someone to blame for Ruining your weekend I would play mother nature Unlease my sound at will No more sitting and waiting On this quite window sill If I feel like love I will shake the trees If I'm consumed in lonliness then I will drop the leaves And I would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In this state I would Simply say outright At least you have someone To blame for scaring The children in the night What if I call for a waterfall Some light rain And some other owner calls For a massive hurricaine We'd have to be responsible users And respect the rules of god I'll just take a load off and Have to buy them all And I would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In this state I would Simply say At least you have someone To blame for a near perfect day
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