Now, if I was a bricklayer, I wouldn't build just anything And if I was a ball player, I wouldn't play no second string. And if I were some jew'lry, baby Lord, I'd have to be a diamond ring.
If I were a secret, lord, I never would be told. If I were a jug of wine, lord, my flavor would be old. I could be most anything, But it got to be twenty-four karat solid gold, oh.
If I were a gambler, you know I'd never lose, And if I were a guitar player, Lord, I'd have to play the blues.
If I was a hacksaw, my blade would be razor sharp. If I were a politician, I could prove that monkeys talk. You can find the tallest building, Lord, I'd have me the house on top.
Oh, let's go! All right, keep goin'!
I'm the penthouse pauper I got nothin' to my name. I'm the penthouse pauper baby, I got nothing to my name. I can be most anything, 'cause when you got nothin' it's all the same.
Oh, let's move to this song! Lord, look at my penthouse. |