[Verse One:] 
 
I'm (easy) easy, easy like Sunday morning 
I can kick a stupid nervous joint when I'm yawning 
Ahhh, Common's comin with that old oh excuse me 
Elizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a dewe-dewe 
Doogie, Howser, cause see I'm like Bowser 
Kickin it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt, and the 
trousers, how's the, Family Ties? 
I'm left with the gift, open it up, SUPRISE! 
Big bat, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder french fries 
Icy Coke, milkshake, sundaies and apple pies 
And a cup? Nah, that's enough of that 
I'm like an indian giver, yo, give me that back 
Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring it back selector 
We be the thoroughbred, so use your head, play the Trifecta 
Common infector, smug MC, heads up! 
Ya better duck cause muck-a-luck, it's me 
(Now what's your name) Common 
Come in again... Common 
(How would you do it) Common 
(Now how was she) Common, check it out! 
Common is coming soon to a theater near you 
To the U-A-C crew, nuff respect due 
Do I do, where I do, when I do 
I do do do, yo I do it on the ease 
 
[Verse Two:] 
 
I be kickin it with the doubly-dope rhymer 
I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the rhyme like Sli-mer 
[Who ya gonna call?] Ghostbuster 
I'm pee-wee we stole, and I'm just a 
Hustler, I tried to scheme for a sec 
But the record got wreck, tried to write a bad check 
So I checked myself, before self got buck 
wild, tried to live how I had to fluctuate 
To a snake, and metriculate, yo I had to elevate 
You can tell it's great, cause I'm state 
of 87, the South side of Chicago 
Five-oh-one come follow me yo, everywhere that I go 
And I know I ain't did nuthin (hell naw) 
The district think I be just a lil trick kid frontin 
U Ak got my back if there's any contact 
In the back is a track from Immenslope soul cat 
And it's phat, sorta like Oprah before she lost weight 
I put my rhymes in good hands, hey like All State 
And I'm all in a state of ease, utopia 
I'm the Spiderman, givin bug MC's arachnaphobia 
Holy-molia, it's totally awesome 
The survey say, I gets moe skins than Richard Dawson 
But I won't catch mono or no type of disease 
Cause when I flex, for sex, I do it on the ease 
 
[Verse Three:] 
 
A lop bop a woo bop, a lop bam boogie 
I'm a Dr. Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper 
two-steppin through, yodel-le-hee-hoo! 
Oui oui mon cheri, a como tale vouz? 
(Contraire mon frere) OK, to the death 
Is it true that I'm dope? {Yeahhhh!} 
Yippedy yes y'all, here we go a loopedy loop de loo 
A hubbeda hula hoop, a hubbeda alley oop to Coop 
I gots the Magic, but I'm not a Laker 
I'm shakin-and-bakin-and-takin, cause I'm the back-board 
break her arm and feather, whippin the wonder when she activates 
Hold up! My jaws are in my crack, (aight) pass the tape 
Time to activate, and ejaculate 
This is the beauty of where I'm in a state 
I meant to say demonstrate 
I'm in a state, where I've had too much eight, ball 
In the corner pocket, count em, buck it 
A chicken, a finger-lickin with a finger-bone 
C'mon I'm on a roll, stippedy stutter-roll 
Owah-owah-owah-owah Ayatoll 
of Khomein, my domain is infinite 
Ya got trouble, well you need to get some dick 
and to the hip-hop shop, the future shock 
When we started kickin on the one two, and ya don't stop 
But the buck stops here buckaroo 
Ya got your instructions, now you know what to do 
Take it easy |