| [Hook] Baby, you're the baddest
 Baby, you're the baddest girl and uh
 Nobody else matters
 Nobody else matters girl and uh
 We're kissing in the bathroom
 We're kissing in the bathroom girl and uh
 I hope nobody catch us
 But I kinda hope they catch us
 
 [Verse 1]
 Anyway
 A New York nine's an everywhere-else six
 Timewise, the opposite goes for chicks
 I'm in a taxi, texting with my best friend
 He's sleeping with this girl that he met up on West End
 He's lucky, she's a career woman, no kids
 Most girls see the clothes and try and gold dig
 Most hoes poke holes in Trojans
 Most people don't fuckin' hit the lotto but my folks did
 I'm a mess
 That don't rhyme with shit, it's just true
 Don't bring your girlfriend here, it's just you
 When I'm depressed you're someone I run to
 But, I guess meet me at Pianos
 And cross-fadin' off of Nanos
 Ugh, on that hipster shit
 And you's a hipster, bitch
 Yo, but not in the lame way
 Like, you ain't livin' out in BK
 Like, you ain't workin' on a screenplay
 Like, your baby daddy ain't a DJ
 Like, she listenin' to old Freeway
 Cause everybody listens to Biggie, but she different
 Right, that’s why your friends need wristbands?
 Fuck you
 And can I have this dance?
 
 [Hook x2]
 
 [Verse 2]
 We could pretend if you want to, like
 We in love and started datin' after art school
 Cause either way we both lyin' more than half of the time
 Except for when I’m home workin' on your graphic design
 Everytime we see each other I'm takin' you home
 Our relationship has gotten Sylvester Stalone
 Yellow 9/11 Persian girl in the back car
 But me writin' a verse the only way they buyin' a bar
 White boys used to trip and send me over a gin
 But they busy showin' off each other Indian friend
 She got ironic tattoos on her back
 That ain't ironic bitch, I love Rugrats
 Watchin' lames handle they fame
 They bang any broad with bangs
 In a band with an animal name
 Hannibal came drinkin' a handle of Jameson
 Anallin' anyone is the plan for the evening
 I'm kidding, stop
 Girl cryin' on Ludlow
 She still look good though
 Love is Eastside, who are you to hate?
 Movie ass, not a 10 but a Super 8
 You ain't see me at the show, I was super great
 Hotel penthouse, go on and let it roominate
 City never sleeps, so I guess I'm never slept on
 Did everything I could, then I kept goin'
 
 [Hook x2]
 
 [Break]
 Ooh girl, I wanna know
 Are you ready to cry, cause I'm no good, no good
 Ooh girl, I wanna try
 I'm an awful guy and I'm always away
 And I'm tryin' to say
 I'mma piece of shit
 Believe in this
 I'm tellin' you
 Cause we barely knew, what we had
 I'm not that bad, the fun we had
 Ooh
 
 [Hook x2].
 
 
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