Office hours for the rest of the world Me and alice stay in bed She's not what you'd call a bachelor girl But be careful how you tread
There are boys that bring you trouble Very few that bring you luck When I tell her what she's getting She looks at me and says that ain't good enough
A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice, a boy called alice
Silly games that make us dizzy Searching hard for mister right If god's a man what colour is he And will he smile on me tonight
If there's a dream I'm yet to find it In all the novels that I've read If love is cool I'm right behind it But love ain't cool - I'll keep your picture instead
She did say some things I never did understand
A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice
A boy called alice I know a boy called alice A boy called alice I know a boy called alice