I get bombed much like pearl harbor The price is white right and I'm bob barker This is your brain on drugs This is your brain on jackie onassis All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses Yes siree bob like corn on the cob I'm all buttered up ready to hob nob Daddy is a kraut you're nazi-occupied france I'm gonna rise to the occasion inside my pants So yo ass yea you I want to fraggle rock your girlie Coming around the party coming around like mr. furley I'm mr. furley you're jack tripper You're dumb ass gilligan and I'm the skipper Tiptoe through my tulips and come and frolic Cause my name is betty ford and she's an alcoholic So here I am rock me like a hurricane Not a scorpion but my sting will bring your dame a lot of pain And daddy's gonna tell ya I'm as cool as jack the ripper Somewhat of a cut-throat but still a big tipper As I tickle you pink I bet my fingers start to stink I'm what's missing from your life and you're the missing link It doesn't matter how you win or lose it's how you lick it.... No rest for the wicked
Get down drink it up bring it on take it off
Flips it up in the air like my name was bob barker I always kicks it cold so I gotta wear my parka Leaving down my marker stalking like a stalker Using the force like my name was luke skywalker Left hand's on the wheel and the right one on the bottle One foot in the grave and the other on the throttle I'm floating through your atmosphere like the comet haley's As freaky as a freak show call me barnum and bailey So yo ho my cheerio here I'm coming around the bend Don't try to shake my hand I'm not your fucking friend Bodyslam ya to the ground like I was captain lou albano Hit ya in the balls til you're singing soprano Slide to the dance floor groove til you get sore Listen to the tiger's roar I'll pump you like a seesaw I'm a tattooed demon do you catch my meaning Think that you're dreaming but soon you'll be screaming I got more senseless violence than a thriller in manila Like my hero gacy I'm a stone cold killer Got my moves from thriller I'm fish you're barney miller I'm spreading out the carnage like I'm mechagodzilla Like jimmy pop says he's as cool as jack the ripper So take off your panties and kick off your slippers Do as I say and I will be a big tipper More smooth moves than my man jack tripper
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