Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Bells are ringing all around.
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinsel Town!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle
Santa sits us on his knee
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree!
Fa ya la ya, la ya la la lee!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
It's our time to send a gift,
To someone less unfortunate!
[Alvin]
But Dave, if Christmas is "sooo merry," why did you say it makes you uptight?
[Dave]
I-I never said that Alvin!
[Theodore]
Yes you did.
[Dave]
I don't need this from you Theodore
[Alvin]
You said, you can't wait for it to be over, and-
[Dave]
Ho Ho Ho Alvin, that's your line, Ho Ho Ho...
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Carolers sing merrily.
Presents promise happiness,
If only temporarily!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Grandma sends us baby truck.
We are way too old for that,
But Dave tells us to suck it up!
Fa la ya la, la ya la la yup!
Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah!
It's the time to celebrate,
And send gifts we'll appreciate!
[Alvin]
Like cash Grandma! Send us cash!
[Dave]
Alvin....
[Theodore]
No more trucks grandma,
[Simon & Theodore]
Yeah!
[Dave]
Uh, shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote? Please?
[Alvin]
Ah, but you're in a bad mood anyway, and just-
[Dave]
I am not in a bad mood!
[Theodore]
Dave, you said to be honest with our feelings...
[Dave]
So?!
[Simon]
Just admit that you're stressed.
[Dave]
I AM NOT STRESSED!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Cars are honking constantly.
Giving David headaches and,
Increasing his anxiety!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Grown-ups seem to go berserk.
Why are parents so wigged out,
When Santa Claus does all the work?
Fa la ya la, la ya la beserk!
[Dave]
O-Ok, hold it right there guys, this is not what I wrote. And, I never said to "suck it up"
[Theodore & Simon]
Yes you did.
[Theodore]
"Suck it up fellas. Just quit your whining and suck it up." That's what you said Dave!
[Dave]
Uh, can we just stick to the song?
[Alvin]
We're just trying to express our feelings! And just because we want iPods and cash, a-and, you don't understand!
[Dave]
Oh just suck it up, Alvin!
[Alvin]
Ha-ha! Gotcha!
[Dave]
Alvin!
[Alvin]
You are so busted.
[Dave]
Alvin!!!
[Alvin]
Ho-Ho, just admit that-
[Dave]
ALVIN!
Ho Ho Ho and jingle jingle,
Bells are ringing all around.
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn
Our very merry Tinsel Town! |
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