Vincent Price Monologue lyrics
Leaving lepidoptra - please, don't touch the display, little boy, aha
cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our..
finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny
fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin *laugh*. And here, my prize,
the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?.. and so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen
times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is
highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous
system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing,
loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally.. death. You know
what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to
the smaller and weaker male of the specie she kills and eats him - *laugh*
oh, she is delicious.. and I hope he was! Such power and dignity -
unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal
philosophy, I feel that man has ruledt his world as a stumbling dimented
child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!

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